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It's 2 a.m. when this IT pilot fish gets the automated call from the data center: A job has failed, and he'll have to drive for an hour and a half to the site to see what the problem is.
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This IT pilot fish knows the support drill cold -- and it takes HOW MANY people?
IT shop where this pilot fish works takes delivery of a server with a brand new feature: the ability to set all kinds of rules to make passwords more secure. Now, how to go about testing it?
Small managed-services provider hires a new pilot fish. His first priority: streamline the monitoring system that reports on problems for all company customers. His first discovery: That system isn't monitoring itself.
Pilot fish is looking at what's taking up disk space on one of her servers. Not surprisingly, some of the biggest files are archives of Microsoft Outlook messages from one user -- and some are obviously too big.
Big boss's PC gets a virtual memory error, so this support pilot fish is sent to look at the problem. The obvious solution: a memory upgrade.
Consultant pilot fish working at this big client gets word from a project manager: The big bosses want some new configurations deployed to all workstations.
E-mail goes out to all supervisors, asking for feedback on an hourly employee who's applying for a promotion to management -- and, as usual, it prominently warns recipients, "DO NOT REPLY TO ALL!"
This Linux sysadmin pilot fish isn't the guy who usually deals with his company's Windows PCs. But after one user in accounting has problems after a desktop upgrade, fish is the only one around to help.
A major network upgrade is scheduled for the weekend at this IT shop, and that means one of the techs will have to come in and babysit the process for hours on end.