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Help desk pilot fish gets a call from a senior vice president complaining that his floppy disk drive is broken -- and when fish arrives, VP's first words are, "Why don't we buy some decent computers for a change instead of this cheap junk?"
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Printer repair tech is called to fix a printer at a small manufacturing plant. But when he arrives, the supervisor warns him not to be alarmed when he meets the printer's user.
Flashback to the 1980s, when IBM is still shipping source code for mainframe internals -- and managers are still coming up with bad ideas for what to do with it.
It's 2 a.m. when this IT pilot fish gets the automated call from the data center: A job has failed, and he'll have to drive for an hour and a half to the site to see what the problem is.
This IT pilot fish knows the support drill cold -- and it takes HOW MANY people?
IT shop where this pilot fish works takes delivery of a server with a brand new feature: the ability to set all kinds of rules to make passwords more secure. Now, how to go about testing it?
Small managed-services provider hires a new pilot fish. His first priority: streamline the monitoring system that reports on problems for all company customers. His first discovery: That system isn't monitoring itself.
Pilot fish is looking at what's taking up disk space on one of her servers. Not surprisingly, some of the biggest files are archives of Microsoft Outlook messages from one user -- and some are obviously too big.
Big boss's PC gets a virtual memory error, so this support pilot fish is sent to look at the problem. The obvious solution: a memory upgrade.
Consultant pilot fish working at this big client gets word from a project manager: The big bosses want some new configurations deployed to all workstations.